In honor of today’s earthquake on the East Coast.
Your dad felt earthquakes before you did and he was typically the cause of them to prove it. He shook ground with the 120 decibel hell-beast roar exhaust on his motorcycle and created seismic activity with the sonic sounds of his fully cranked Marshall stack. He was the epicenter of awesome and his 10 richter scale lifestyle trembled everyone within a 15 mile radius.
So hipsters, next time your Bushwick, D.C. or RVA apartment shakes with a 5.8 force and you’re claiming that you felt the earthquake before it happened, remember this…
Your dad wasn’t phased by anything below a 7.0
Thank you Neil for sending over your awesome dad.